Elton John and his long-time partner David Furnish are dads. While homosexuality is still a mystery, scientifically, two men cannot be fathers of one child. The real father must be Elton or David.

Why is it that two gay men want kids? In physics, we understand how charges interact. We will never fully understand how two people of the same sex attract each other. For sure, a child raised by a gay couple will be confused between homosexuality and heterosexuality. As the Baoule of Ivory Coast say, “Two flavors confuse the palate.”