Mr. President,

Frankly, I was not surprised by the action-packed life led by your daughter Jenna. Like many students her age, I was not surprised that Jenna has an inclination towards alcoholic beverages. It is also in the family genes. Note, Mr. President, a Bakuni proverb from Congo says, “The leaf eaten by the sheep is the same leaf eaten by the lamb.” You yourself were a fun-loving young man, who liked strong drinks and nights of partying.